Lord Jesus on a Jumping Bean, Horse Hockey too!

I go to play my guitar. I am always in the midst of a project, the actor waiting tables.
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

S'cuse me?
TURN THE LIGhts off...wait - remember when you were 15? Playing air guitar or after you got the strat...what was the first things to set the mood? Before I lit a joint. Before I got the guitar from its case.
I turned the lights in my room off and left lighting to the one desk lamp I had.

How brilliant must I be to see the tree in front of my face?

Maybe I should make the background picture on my PC an audience shot?

Maybe not?