Two Drunken Monkeys?

One is the voice to listen to and garner sage advice.
The other is nothing but the sum total of all your fears. That is the one to ignore, completely.

I am not advocating that you discard healthy fears - I would never suggest sticking a fork in an electrical outlet; that is a very healthy fear.

I am talking about the easy schmuck. The one that fears to show what resides inside. We wear masks and fear having the mask taken away.
The mask limits you. And in return it doesn't protect you from anything but life and enjoying yourself.

Fuck it, fuck that...fuck you.

When I was in fifth grade I was tapped for a solo spot in a choir show. My voice cracked. I was mortified.
One bad note and I wanted to shrink and hide.
Why? What the fuck for?
I am human, and freely admit it; so why pretend to be infallible?

About ten years ago I learned to tell my fears, the irrational and silly ones, to go fuck themselves.
I started wearing shit I would never have been caught dead in before - it just wasn't cool. That perception of what is cool has changed dramatically.
What is cool is authenticity.

Dylan's voice sucks. So does Springsteen's. So many of my absolute favorite musicians have various flaws and faults. Who am I to pretend to be better than that group? Whatta schmuck.
Parenthetically, I have a decent voice. Not great, but serviceable.

A year ago I got to play a number with a guy I consider a friend. He graciously accommodated me with a simple tune and a solo in the middle. He was talking to someone and absently doing the chords, so I began to noodle around. He asked if I was soloing already...we laughed and began the song.
In the audience were people who had been present in my fifth grade recital as well as many good friends...and my mother. She had tried to console me forty years earlier.

A) We nailed the song.

B) When the first chorus came up, I belted it out, and nailed it. There was no fear, no thought of the past, I was in the moment playing, doing what I love. And it showed.

C) The solo was secondary, what mattered was we sounded good, really good.

Nothing about it was perfect, but I was able to show myself to thirty people and not fear that.

Fit In and Make Yourself Feel Better

Yeah, not exactly what James Brown meant. Not what he said, either...but.
Can you name any of the musicians in the James Brown Revue?
Not a one. They were made to sound like a singular unit to showcase the dancing of the Whirling GodFather of Soul.

It's the annual July Fourth at George Harrison's. Three bands worth of music. A pig and a goat for food. There is more going on than a three ringed circus. People to-ing and fro-ing. On the concrete patio which is covered by a huge tent there are kids (20 somethings) on bikes, toddlers running and playing. There is a pool off to the side by the parking.
A road house atmosphere, through and through.

We begin to play. The standards come out first. Someone plays Lynyrd Skynyrd...and we're off.
One of the bands, in fact - the headliners, are a no show.
After the tongues stop wagging, Neil Young comes out...When You Dance and Down By The River.
And on it goes.

Throughout this Mark, a saxophone player of the Kenny G variety and Shotgun, the sixty something who still thinks he is at recess are playing incredibly loudly. Both arrived late and had to set up further from the action. So to make up for this they cranked their volume. Shotgun, I suspect is deaf. Literally.
He is honking that guitar SO loudly that people start to look to see what the ruckus is about.

Is that a car alarm going off? Nope...Shotgun found the sound effects on his pedal board.
(Insert facepalm here)

I turn my volume down. The drummer matches me, which is the greatest hurdle in most bands and suddenly Mark and Shotgun are too loud for what we're doing.

After the second set I was able to remove my ear plugs and just play.

Here is the lesson for today. If everyone works to make the band sound good we all come off as musical geniuses. But one deaf guy playing too loudly is enough to sour the entire performance for everyone.
This is not a new rant, but merely my annual revisit.

We endure because we enjoy the company. Even if they are nuts, ill mannered and deaf.

And...I have to say, I sounded great.

Happy Canada Day - Buy Band In A Box 2012

I like Band In A Box. I have since late 2009. It is a wonderfully functional, feature packed piece of software.

The initial buy in is not cheap.
$129 for the Pro version - which is actually the starter kit. And from there it goes up. The Audiophile edition which includes everything PGM has to offer, comes installed on a hard drive. No set of DVDs for you! It also runs $669.
However, once in, you are able to get steep discounts for the newer versions and upgrades in the future.

Their installation is not seamless. They have split the files into eleven files of nearly a gigabyte a piece. In and of itself that is not a huge deal. I have downloaded and installed programs of that size without a hitch.
But for whatever reason PGM wants you to go through the installation process multiple times, clicking, "Yes, I Agree..."

This is one area PGM should really have worked to "upgrade." The cost is there servers would have to be more robust, hence the reason for this method of file handling.

This makes the install process a long and laboUred one for those who are used to plug and play.

So I have been pretty good about upgrading when needed. PGM does include updates and bug fixes free of charge. But they are constantly rewriting the program. These are not patches as much as updates.
To update from 2010 to 2012 is $79.

And when you open the program you can see the myriad of additions. Now I see why they include a video tutorial among the files.

What Band In A Box does for you is allow you to write a tune and have a full band play it back for you. A full band accompanying you. Cut, edit, change tempo, transpose keys, pretty much whatever you want it to do, it can do.

Along with MIDI support, (natch) it also supports a host of VSTs and also sports RealTracks in which real samples of human musicians are used, it delivers a far more organic backing track.

If you have ever used backing tracks, then you'll understand that this will allow you to make your own, original backingtracks.

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Band In A Box 2012

An emphatic, Buy This.